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Linda Larsen, CSP, CPAE

Kidnapping Survivor and Funny Motivational Speaker

 

Linda Larsen is, without a doubt, one of the funniest motivational speakers on the planet. Her humor belies the fact that she was kidnapped and held hostage at gunpoint before escaping 5 hours later. She has a dramatic story to tell and you may be asking yourself: "How can being kidnapped be funny?" and that's a very good question. Linda learned a lot about life and communication and how to soar above challenges that day. And after a while, she learned to find the funny even in such a traumatic event. Lessons she shares with her audiences. Her audiences laugh; they hold their breath; they laugh some more. Sometimes they dance. And they always, always learn!

I am especially and personally grateful to Linda since it is because of her that I do what I do now. I went to work with her in 2005 and was with her exclusively for three years.  Due to a family emergency, I had to leave for an extended stay in Virginia and because the situation was still tenuous, I felt that I needed to have a certain amount of portability.

So, with no infrastructure and no business plan, I created Alliance for Success Speaker Management. Linda's support was immediate and complete and she was, of course, the first speaker to join my AFS speaker family. Because of her, I discovered the speaking world and I have the honor and privilege of working with speakers who help me make the world better.

I am always touched when I see her speak. Meeting planners hire her because they want a funny motivational speaker with a message. And I love it when I see the moment that the audience  members say to themselves "If she can overcome THAT, then I can overcome what I'm going through too." It's a powerful moment and I have seen it over and over again. I always tell meeting planners that when you first see Linda, you think that the worst thing that has ever happened to her is a hangnail. She is always smiling and laughing and full of light. And she never says "hey you there, you think you have it bad...let me tell you what happened to me!" No, she just shares her story with humor and she does it in such a way that she creates a profound connection with her audiences. Audiences who love her!

What People are Saying

Linda Larsen's poignant message and fantastic delivery was the perfect combination to bring us near the close of an outstanding meeting. Attendees left the meeting knowing that they controlled their destiny by the scenes they write for themselves! Linda was an absolute delight!

SARAH, J. KAELBERER, Platform Chair
MDRT/Million Dollar Round Table

Linda Larsen was awesome to work with! She was high energy, funny and engaging. We have worked with many motivational speakers and have never received the type of positive feedback from participants as we did from Linda’s presentation. Her impact was so great that weeks later people are still quoting her.

LORI PRYMAK, Regional Training Director
McDonalds

 

We were blown away… You made everyone laugh and some even cried, but the best part of it was, you made people stop and think! Every day now when I am in conflict I think of your words and it helps me slow down and regroup.

PATRICK CHRISTIANO, President
Women's Council of Realtors; Rochester, NY Network

You will forever go down in history as our top speaker for the best event ever!!!

VERONICA VICARS, Conference Chair
eBay Women's European Leadership Initiative

Linda's Booking Information

Preferred Airport: Sarasota, FL (SRQ)
Fee: $8,500 - $13,000

Some of the Clients Linda has Spoken for:

American Association of Dental Office Managers
American Payroll Association
Association of School Business Officials
Chevron Women Drilling and Completion Engineers
Federal Reserve Bank
Future Farmers of America
Nanston Dental
National Apartment Association
National Assoc. of Health Care Recruitment
Ortho Biotech
Texas Self Storage Association
Women's International Network of Utility Professionals

Industries That Fit Best With Linda's Topics

Administration Professionals
Colleges & Universities
Dental Groups
Energy
Foodservice
Healthcare
Hotels & Hospitality
Insurance & Finance
Legal
Public & Government Agencies
Real Estate & Property Management
Software & Technology
Women's Events

Linda's Speaking Topics, Book & CD Program

Speaking Topics:

Staying Right Side Up When Everything Is Upside Down: Achieving Excellence in Challenging Times

It is absolutely possible to achieve excellence when the world around you seems to be falling apart – IF you know the secrets. In this fast paced, fun program, Linda will give participants practical ways to light their own fire of excellence and motivate themselves to take positive, consistent action when they just want to give up. Attendees will learn what the most successful, effective people throughout history have all known and consciously applied. They will leave knowing:

  • How to acknowledge and enhance skills they already have
  • How to recognize, own and change behaviors that don’t serve them
  • How to stay level, calm and professional when their instincts make them want to scream
  • How to communicate effectively to resolve differences
  • How to take 100% responsibility for the interpretations they place on situations, circumstances and other people’s actions
The Art of Providing Positively Outstanding Customer Service: How to Create Unprecedented Buyer Loyalty

Every single person in your organization IS your organization. Does everyone understand the vital role they have in creating and keeping customers who want to do business with you for life – AND refer all their friends to you? In this information-packed presentation, people will learn very specific skills to help create the kind of environment that makes people LOVE you and your product or service and sing your praises to anyone who will listen. Attendees will learn:

  • Three things about every human being that they MUST know before they ever interact with any customer
  • The #1 thing people will ALWAYS remember about their experience with you
  • The customer service words that work miracles – and the ones that create problems
  • How to de-escalate any potential problem really quickly
  • How to say “no” to a customer, or decline their request in such a way that actually leaves the person happy

More of Linda's most popular topics:

The Exponential Power of the Brand Known as YOU: YOU are the greatest asset you can bring to your company, your family, and your life

Innovate, Generate! Accelerate!: Inspiring Yourself and Others to New Heights of Innovation and Creative Problem Solving

Gripers, Complainers & Whiners, Oh My!: How to Masterfully Manage Difficult People

Laugh It Up!: The Humor Rx for Health & Happiness

YOU! Super Hero! Super Star! Super Exhausted!: How to Effectively Help Others without Frying Your Golden Goose

Playing to Win: It's Not Your Mother's Playground Anymore

Book:

True Power - Get it, Use it, Share it: Ten Smart Strategies to Get What You Want Out of Life

As a young woman, at a time in her life when she was clinically depressed and suffering from severe, debilitating panic attacks, Linda was kidnapped by an escaped convict and held hostage for over 5 hours. In True Power, Linda writes about that terrifying, dramatic experience, along with how she escaped and the powerful life lessons she learned in the process.

CD Program:

12 Secrets to High Self-Esteem: Powerful Tools to Build Self-Respect, Gain Confidence and Communicate Assertively

In this dynamic presentation, Linda brings new awareness of the inner obstacles you may have allowed to get in the way of your success or happiness. Linda’s powerful real life examples of her triumph over tremendous obstacles help you better appreciate what you have and understand that you can make your life a true reflection of your finest and best qualities.

Linda - Beyond the Platform

Linda Larsen funny motivational speaker rafting with Nova Consulting Dental Study Group
Linda Larsen rafting with clients from Nova Dental
Linda with good friend Ben Vereen
Linda with good friend Ben Vereen
Linda Larsen performed with Sid Caesar
Linda Larsen performed with Sid Caesar

Linda Larsen News Feed

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